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1/10/08 More Proposals.
These from Cameron: Cool on the outside:
To combat global warming and climate change all buildings should be fitted with air conditioning units on the outside.
Wheelie Bins:
The idea of weight monitoring chips in wheelie bins should be scrapped, instead the wheels should be removed, this would mean that if people generated too much waist they could not put their non-wheelie bin out for collection. It would also help prevent them being chucked into canals.
29/08/08 Party Conference 2008.
Well, the Conference is over for another year and a great time was had by all, with a very good spread on the Politics show. We would like to thank everyone who came, and a special thanks to all the bands.
A full report with pics posted here CLICK HERE
As we have a large number of members who are in or are ex forces a special mention here to supportourtroops.co.uk. who came and set up stall.
17/09/08 Financial Crisis
Obviously the Loony Party Financial policy of Buy Low, Sell High has been ignored yet again. We all face an uncertain financial future which has been created by the banks, and as usual no doubt, we the taxpayer will be bailing them out. No doubt the directors will be volunteering to have their massive wages cut. In normal practice if we dont do a good job, we get sacked. Big bosses get bonuses, golden handshakes and bailed out (and the occassional Knighthood). With the situation regarding HBos shares dropping by 75%+ over the last few months, and with the takeover by LloydsTsb today, one wonders if the Halifax 
will still be giving us a little extra? or as is normally the case when banks get into trouble, making sure we pay as much as possible via charges and fees to get them out of trouble. Not to mention the loss of jobs for the employees of Hbos? Anyone seen Howard lately?
Another concern in all this is that the government has said it will overrule any concerns that competition authorities may raise regarding this takeover. This leads me to the question why do taxpayers pay for competition authorities if the Government ignore and override them?
16/09/08 Loony Party supports the Gurkhas.
Gurkhas fight on for equal rights. 
"Bravest of the brave, most generous of the generous, never had a country more faithful friends than you" (Sir Ralph Turner MC, 3rd Queen Alexandra's Own Gurkha Rifles, 1931)
If you are getting confused at who the Real Loony party is? us or the Government, let us reiterate that we are Official Loony's they are Unofficial. You can easily differentiate by the policies and behaviour they exhibit in running this country. Will the real Loony Party please stand up. Please stand up. Please stand up.
The Government should be completely ashamed at the treatment they are giving these friends of Britain. The British people have a special place in their hearts towards these fearless friends of our country and culture and yet the British Government con them out of pension rights, and the legal right to stay in this country for which they have served so well and without question.
If the Loony party were in power, we would support our friends and bring some common sense and decency back to our Government.
But if we did that we wouldnt be politicians.
12/09/08 Teddy Bears.
We have received some proposals from Chris regarding teddy Bears. Initially I thought this was a bit childish and silly but, as we recently stood at an by-election with the Fur Play Party we decided to display the proposals, and you can decide. Chris writes:
I would like to bring an urgent issue to your attention.
I hope you take this issue seriously and address it immediately, it has been ignored by British governments for far too long, and once these laws are passed, we will be
leading the way in the fight for Equal Rights for Teddies globally.
Christopher *****
12/09/08 Losing your home?
Times are hard and getting harder. Due to the Credit Crunch (created by the Banks). The rising costs of food and fuel, etc, House repossessions are increasing at an alarming rate and the housing market and values are decreasing. But one or two people have mentioned the fact that people have borrowed well in excess of their ability to repay. (The banks again lending irresponsibly). As a result Gordon brown has come up with a series of measures to help people in trouble. You can read the details here http://www.number10.gov.uk/Page16715. The point of this writing was made by someone who pointed out that if you are on a low/middle income and borrow excessively to finance your mortgage/new kitchen etc, and then get in debt up to the hilt with credit cards and loans, dont worry the Government (taxpayer) will bail you out. If you are on a low/middle income and work extra to get a good standard of living, dont borrow excessively and dont go into debt but live within your means..you get nothing? Comments please!
12/09/08 Memberships:
Unfortunately due to ever increasing demand, we have run out of Membership packs. More are being made up as we speak/write. Our apologies for any delay to the people who have joined and are waiting patiently. We will be bringing some packs with us to the Conference and you can join up there, or renew your membership if you have let it slip, which also brings us to the renewal packs. Yes...we've run out of them as well. Badges and T-shirts will be available.
11/09/08 Secret Squirrel's solution to the Floods
Our minister for Minister for Re-Deranged Re-Engineering has worked out a solution to the recent flooding we've had in the U.K You can read his report at http://www.omrlp.com/index.php?page=floods-again
11/09/08 FREE Monster Raving Loony Music nights:
The next batch of FREE Monster Raving Loony Music nights are in the loony diary and are at The Poyntz Arms, 85 Walton Road, East Molesey, Surrey
26/08/08 Some proposals from Alex:
Due to the increasing number of children afraid of needles, I propose the destruction of the tedious, scary and often painful process of school vaccinations.
Instead, I propose that highly trained nurses should be given free reign on the playground with specially modified tranquillizer rifles which apply vaccinations as well as a tranquillizer. This would have two main benefits: It would be less scary for the children as they will not know what hit them, also it will be more fun for the nurses
Hypocrites
I propose that all politicians be made to swear a "hippocratic oath", preventing them by law from being Hypocrites. All politicians should be made to stand by their policies, or or at least admit that they were wrong.
I propose that, before the beginning of exams, the exam board will select a certain obscure phrase which will be kept secret. If any pupil inadvertently writes this phrase in any exam,he/she will automaticaly receive straight A* grades, and a free teddy.
23/08/08 
The Loony party would like to congratulate all the participants of Team GB at the 2008 Olympics. The fact that a number of the contestants have won Gold, Silver and bronze medals is an added bonus. Just to have been good enough to take part is an achievement and winning medals is outstanding, and has created once again a pride in being British. Thankyou all.
On the same subject it is our intention to contact the British Olympic Association, to ask once again that we introduce some of our national sports into the Olympics London 2012. Yes we are refering to those old favourites. The Egg and Spoon race, The Threelegged race, The Sack race and of course that old favourite The Witchducking Championships. It is important that the London Olympics reflects part of our sporting culture.
14/8/08 More free Music
Some great muscians coming up in the next couple of months includ Papa Gerge with Alan Glen(ex Yardbirds), Steve Whalley (ex Slade), Brian Willoughby (ex Strawbs) and Alun Davies (ex Cat Stevens) at the new venue, The Poynts Arms, 85 Walton Road, East Molesey
Your support is most welcome and needed if FREE LIVE MUSIC is to continue every Friday in Molesey.
28/07/08 Edwin Dry R.I.P
We have just been informed that Eddie Dry, guitarist with The Bandits and a former guitarist who backed Lord Sutch on many occassions passed away last Wednesday. We hope that friends and relatives will accept our condolances.
21/07/08 Free Live Bands
Some words from Chinners: Dear All
ALAS the legendary FREE music nights at the Prince of Wales have come to an end after the pub's recent upgrade? into a gastro bar . . . . all is not lost however as I have secured a seven week trial at the POYNTS ARMS, 85 WALTON ROAD, EAST MOLESEY (5mins from Hampton Court BR and the 411 bus stops outside) from the 1st of August.
Opening this new/old evening will be the superb rock cover outfit THE BLUE FUSES (www.bluefuses.co.uk)
Other artists lined up include the NIGEL BAGGE BAND, MONA LEEZA, GARY BREWER & the GBs, The MAGIC BUS and a special performance from the amazing hillbillies THE CURST SONS.
Full listing dates will be available from the chinners-omrlp myspace site soon and of course in the pub.
Please spread the word far and wide as obviously this trial will be dependant on all you good people enjoying yourself to free live music in Molesey again
More details on our diary page.
Many thanks for you support at the Prince of Wales but all good things come to and end and all excellent things start anew!
Chinners
Any way Osric says:I would like to suggest the party adopts the Paint It Purple Policy
(PIPP)
In order to solve the problem of depressed areas, unemployment and youth disaffection, Every third building in the country should be painted purple.
There'll be lots of jobs created either making purple paint, or doing the painting, these jobs can be done by young people, who'll be too busy washing purple paint off themselves to get into trouble.
Everywhere will look great.
By-election Candidates:
Mad Cow-Girl (Official Monster Raving Loony) 412
David Davis (Conservative) 17,113
Shan Oakes (Green) 1758
Joanne Robinson (English Democrats) 1714
Chris Talbot (Socialist Equality) 84
Gemma Garrett (Miss Great Britain) 521
Ronnie Carroll (Make Politicans History)
Hamish Howitt (Freedom 4 Choice)
David Craig (Independent)
Jill Saward (Independent)
David Icke (No description)
Eamonn Fitzpatrick (Independent)
George Hargreaves (Christian Party)
Norman Scarth (Independent)
Walter Sweeney (Independent)
Tess Culnane (National Front)
Grace Astley (Independent)
David Bishop (Church of the Militant Elvis)
Herbert Crossman (Independent)
Thomas Darwood (Independent)
Tony Farnon (Independent)
Christopher Foren (Independent)
John Nicholson (Independent)
David Pinder (New Party)
John Upex (Independent)
Greg Wood (Independent
The man who dosn’t like Mundays, but does like feeding the World (well the African bit anyway) has turned his attention from campaigning about Africa to Campaigning in Haltemprice.
Bob Geldof (who is a fan of Lord Sutch) will join ex-Tory frontbencher David Davis's fight on Friday (as he dosn’t like Mondays) against Labour's alleged erosion of ancient liberties. Being a keen advocat on African Issues we wonder if he will be endorsing Morgan Tsvangirai and highlighting Zimbabwes loss of any civil liberties.
26/06/08 Henley Results
T.C.Owen ....OMRLP ........242Votes....I repeat 242 Votes A real gentleman and first class Candidate. Well done TC
Adams. Christopher mark ....UKIP.... 843
Allpass .John Derek....English Democrats....157
Cole. Louise.... Independant......91........Stunning. a welcome addition to the election
Howell. John.....Tory....19796 (E) ...This lot didnt even acknowledge us. they were very ignorant and I would be deeply concerned if this M.P was representing me, as he obviously didnt wish to consort with us lower mortals, and refused to shake Alan "howlin Laud" Hopes hand when offered in congratulations for winning.
Harrington. Amanda....Independant....128......stunning again... another welcome addition to the election
Kearney. Stephen...Liberal....9680
Mckenzie. Richard Labour....1066
Poole. James....The Fur play party....73.... Great bunch...definately one that the other parties should worry about in future years.
Rait. Timothy ....BNP.... 1243.....one we should all worry about in future years
Rodgers.Richard.....The common Good party....121
Stevenson. Mark.... Green Party....1321
15/06/08 Endorsing a Madcow
The Daily Record have endorsed Warner's candidacy on this account:
The poor folk of Haltemprice and Howden should show their contempt by giving the polls a bodyswerve. But if they must vote in this unnecessary £100,000 waste of time, we say: Vote Cow-Girl. OK, her track record's not great. She only polled 149 votes at the last general election in Sunderland South. And she wasn't much help to Nick The Flying Brick in the Crewe and Nantwich by-election last month. But, crucially, she's not as discredited as David Davis. Or MacKenzie, for that matter.
—The Daily Record, June 14, 2008
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